#does this still count as neko

[eatgravel]

Mmmmmm Halloween pumpkin ss black catzzz...

[lionhanie]

boynextdoor playing minecraft! (ot6 hc)

what happens when boynextdoor starts a minecraft server?

word count: 1.2k i think

genre + warnings: crack LOL, cursing, written in lowercase, typos

a/n: this is so stupid LMAO. (i was playing mc earlier whos gonna match my freak)

reblogs ↺ + feedback always appreciated!

featuring… sungho as numberonecatdad! riwoo as LeeSanghyeok! (he didn’t know he was making his username when he made the account. literal full government name out there)  jaehyun as myungj4e! taesan as GiantMountain! leehan as 212121_! woonhak as xxBlockBeastxx2006! (he made it in 4th grade. says he keeps the name for the nostalgia he doesnt know how to change it)  

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☆ sungho: the builder

i feel like sungho wouldn’t really be interested in playing mc “seriously” but BOYYYY get him into creative and he’s locking the hell in. ik he does NOT play when it comes to building The Ultimate Spruce Wood Base

he got sick of seeing jaehyun build dirt huts as shelter in their worlds so he took on the role of being the MAIN BUILDER… main vocal? yeah. main builder is his TRUE calling. but i genuinely think he’d be good at it LOL his attention to detail is insane

making entire mansions in survival except he doesn’t even collect the blocks himself. he just waits til people come home with them and he steals them for his builds

In the chat… numberonecatdad: who made this farm by my house 212121_: me and riwoo 212121_: y???? numberonecatdad: … LeeSanghyeok: wjats wrong with it :( numberonecatdad: it’s … so bad LeeSanghyeok: it took us 2 hrs to make btw 212121_: okay but it works numberonecatdad: HALF THE CROPS ARE TRAMPLED numberonecatdad: stay away. leave this to me

the next day its a full fledged farm. windmill in the background. beautiful fields of potatoes and wheat surrounded by a pretty fence. flowers adorning the whole thing. true masterpiece 

☆ riwoo: the noob

i think he’s not really the type to play games like mc. like give him tiny tower or something and he’s at like 400 floors.. neko atsume? he got all the cats unlocked. but MINECRAFT? idk i feel like he’s just 🙂 when he plays bc he has no idea what’s going on

everyone will be off adventuring on their own.. minding their business.. and then there's a death message in the chat saying riwoo died to something so incredibly random. everyone is just like ??? bc wdym you died to a berry bush

the members think its so cute how he’s just… there for the ride! but they can’t help but mess around with riwoo because he is truly lost  & blindly trusts everything they tell him bc he doesn’t know any better

In the chat… 212121_: riwoo stand right there LeeSanghyeok: why 212121_: ima show u a cool easter egg LeeSanghyeok: okie ^_^ LeeSanghyeok was squashed by a falling anvil. LeeSanghyeok: wat was the easter egg LeeSanghyeok: i dont get it xxBlockBeastxx2006: LKSJKJFHKJSnfd;sf GiantMountain: oh riwoo GiantMountain: if u left click u can pet the bees and they heal u LeeSanghyeok: rlly? thats cool i wanna try myungj4e: DONT DO IT LeeSanghyeok was stung to death. numberonecatdad: leave that poor boy ALONE

after that, riwoo learns to be cautious of the maknae line.... he just stays with sungho collecting flowers for his builds or lighting up the caves jaehyun explores and running from the mobs :,)

☆ jaehyun: the miner

jaehyun is definitely the type to go straight to mining when you start up a new world. the second everyone sees "myungj4e has just earned the achievement [Acquire Hardware]" they KNOW he's clocking into his full time job in the mines bye

it’s 30 mins in and he has half a set of diamond armor to his name and they’re like ?? bro we just started can you be fr rn… if any of the members ask for materials he won’t do it unless he’s getting something out of it (don’t tell anyone but he made riwoo a set of diamond tools when everyone is still using iron 😍 true romance i think)

lowkey everyone is convinced he has x-ray installed or something bc of how good he is at mining

In the chat… numberonecatdad: can i get three diamonds for a new pickaxe myungj4e: lmao NO  myungj4e: wat do i get in return numberonecatdad: how do you live in a dirt shack and have diamond armor GiantMountain: embarrassing.... myungj4e: okay making fun of the less fortunate now??? numberonecatdad: ill build u a house if u give me diamonds myungj4e: k fine  xxBlockBeastxx2006: OH BUT WHEN I ASK FOR DIAMONDS I DONT GET ANY

at the end of the day tho... he's lowkey a blessing bc if he's feeling nice enough he will hook u up with ANYTHING u need. the boys are spoiled w the way jae's chests are FULL of iron whenever they need it

☆ taesan: the fighter

unironically i think taesan would just be . oddly good at pvp. it’s like one of his random talents LOOOL "good at mc pvp" on his resume LOUD AND PROUD

like you load up into bedwars or something and he’s wiping out teams before you can even get yourself a proper set of armor. its lowkey attractive idk

in your survival world, he’s always instigating fights with the other members in hopes that they’ll want to fight. literally no one can kill him. he can probably 1v5 and still win

In the chat... myungj4e: WHO TOOK THE DIAMONDS FROM MY CHEST WHILE I WAS OFFLINE LeeSanghyeok: it was taesan GiantMountain: …what are u gonna do about it bro. huh. they’re mine now.  myungj4e: bro that was like a full stack. it took me like 3 hours to get them. where the hell are you  GiantMountain: why? you wanna fight for it? GiantMountain: whoever wins keeps the diamonds xxBlockBeastxx2006: oh ur cooked hyung myungj4e: OK DEAL myungj4e was slain by GiantMountain using Diamond Sword.

the way u can hear jaehyun RAGE through the dorm walls brings a smile to taesan's face bc he KNOWS he stays undefeated when it comes to pvp

☆ leehan: the troll

i think he’s similar to riwoo in the sense that he doesn’t rlly know whats going on but once they start their server you know DAMN well he’s looking up Top 15 BEST Ways To ANNOY Your FRIENDS in Minecraft! on youtube.,.. fucking loser (hearts in my eyes as i write this)

they’re usually harmless ones, like filling up jaehyun's chests with junk or renaming sungho's cat to something stupid like “Poopy Fart” or moving all of woonhak's cows from their pen

but ohh… if you piss him awf BADDD i think he would do some DIABOLICAL damage to the world. like imagine taesan is Also Trolling and he kills leehan before taking all of his stuff and running away into the distance. things would be quiet… too quiet…. until next thing u kno theres a whole trap waiting for taesan the second he walks into his house 

In the chat… 212121_: taesan do u still have my fishing rod GiantMountain: ye lol 212121_: can i have it back GiantMountain: LMAO GiantMountain: no 212121_: i think theres a creeper in ur house  GiantMountain: WHAT  GiantMountain was killed by magic while trying to escape 212121_.  numberonecatdad: LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL GiantMountain: when the hell did you set that up 212121_: >:)

OKAY YES he spent 46 minutes following a tutorial on how to set up a death chamber full of the WORST potion effects ever ... but it worked so he's sitting at his monitor feelijng like an evil mastermind

☆ woonhak: the sweat

he is like the only one i imagined actually PLAYED minecraft growing up. he unironically enjoys watching minecraft streams too LMAO much like jaehyun, i think woonhak goes straight to mining in survival. except rather than /just/ mining, he’s literally trying to beat the game 

he's usually off on his own doing something but ngl .. i bet he's a backseat gamer when he see's someone doing smth wrong. let's say he's out exploring w riwoo and he's falling SO FAR BEHIND he doesn't know how to sprint he will literally walk into his room to show him how to run

bro probably watched Ender Dragon Speedruns growing up idk i feel like he’s determined to beat the world record (he won’t, but he will definitely try) 

In the chat... xxBlockBeastxx2006 has just earned the achievement [The End?] numberonecatdad: ? 212121_: ?? 212121_: is that what i think it is myungj4e: ../?//???? ?  ??? LeeSanghyeok: wat is that LeeSanghyeok: whys the achievement purple GiantMountain: r u fr rn 212121z: LMAO tryhard alert... xxBlockBeastxx2006: yooo chill we can always respawn it dw myungj4e: HOW DARE U KILL THE ENDERDRAGON WITHOUT US myungj4e: UR FAKE AS HELL xxBlockBeastxx2006 has been banned from the server by myungj4e

woonhak doesn't talk to jaehyun for the rest of the night (he's unbanned the next day, but they force him to restart so he isn't absolutely STACKED)

taglist: @onedoornet @dongminz (ty saki for supporting me with my bonedo mc thoughts LMFAO) @gluion @icyminghao

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[seaoflove07]

Love Planted a Rose 🌹

~ Dark ~

• Artwork by The Drawables •

Full Art Cover and Story Description, Here.

OCXCanon. 🔪 Azusa & Christine’s Story. 🌹

Fan Fiction Written by Me.

Fandom: Diabolik Lovers.

Masterpost.

AO3 Version.

Christine went to Sakamaki Mansion on Friday. Ruki joined her and this time he didn't leave her side. He told her since they were going away this weekend for their trip he did not want to risk her getting harmed and bitten. He made it clear he truly doesn't care about her well-being but since Karlheinz put her under his care, he did not have any other choice, he also mentioned it would be troublesome to calm Azusa down. Either way, Christine felt grateful and relieved that he didn't left her alone the entire time she was there, and because of that, none of the Sakamaki brothers took advantage of her. However, she did notice Reiji looking at her a lot. His gaze was hunting. She finds Reiji more scarier than Azusa, though she admits to herself, that she's warming up to Azusa and isn’t afraid of him anymore. Today was the night of the Hot Springs. She's looking forward to spending time with him this weekend. Her heart aches at the memory of him cutting himself. She’s never seen a person cut themselves in front of her before. The sight truly scared her but she stayed calm for him. She decided she wanted to be his emotional support for the rest of the summer and to show him that there are other ways to cope with depression and that life can still be beautiful even though we go through hard times on this earth, She wanted to show him things that maybe he hasn't experienced before, like hangouts, reading together, going shopping, cafes, going on walks to the park, she also wants to show him how to bake, in general doing fun things to distract our minds from the sadness in our hearts. Christine is not the happiest person either but thanks to the support of her family back home and doing these things for herself has helped her move on. She hopes it can help Azusa as well. 

The five of them were in the limousine on their way to the Villa Ruki reserved for them. From the pictures that Christine saw online, the place looked really nice with two wonderful different hot springs. There’s also a pretty river close by that she plans to swim in.  

Ruki: “Kou, If you are not happy with the Villa I chose for us then you should have stayed in the manor!”

Kou: “I’m not saying I’m not happy, all I’m saying is, you should have booked a villa where there would be lots of females around so we could’ve had a blood buffet. But no, you just had to get one with just us.”

Ruki: “You idiot! The Villa is close to the village, I’m sure you can find plenty of livestock there. The reason I booked this Villa just for us is because I want privacy and quiet time, I don't like it when my surroundings are too noisy. Stop complaining and be grateful that I’m even spending our savings on this so we can have a little family vacation together!”

Kou: Geez, fine calmed down. No need to get upset. I thought it would have been boring if we didn’t have Neko-chans around. Like, don’t get me wrong, I would have settled for Kujaku-chan, but I know Azusa won’t let me touch her. Though I should try anyway.

He smirks.

Azusa: “You are not touching my Rose, Kou…”

Kou: “Your Rose? Fufufu~”

Azusa: “Yes… mine…”

Kou: “Didn't I tell you that kissing her doesn't count? You know it has to be more than that.”

Christine: !!!

(Does he mean sex? Is that how a human becomes officially a vampire’s prey? I can feel my cheeks flushed! I need to change this subject…)

“D-Do you guys go to the hot springs often?”

Yuma: “Not really. I don't even remember the last time we went to one.”

Azusa: “I don't remember either…”

Kou: “Are we there yet? Why is it taking so long to get there?”

Yuma: “Oi Kou, What are you? A baby? You are becomin’ annoyin’

Christine: (Gosh! I agree! Kou is so fucking annoying…)

Ruki: “Exactly, stop being childish or I'll tell the driver to leave you here in the middle of the road!”

Kou: “Geez fine I'll stop talking.”

He crosses his arms and stares at the window.

Azusa: “Rose-san, I am happy… to see that you are wearing… the rose clip I got for you…”

She smiles.

Christine: “I really love it… Thank you again for this sweet gift.”

He starts playing with her hair.

Azusa: “No need to thank me… you remind me… of a red rose… you always smell lovely…like the rose petals from the garden…”

She blushes.

Kou: “Fufu~ Intersthing. So you are the one that got her that rose that she’s been wearing every day on her hair. Since when our little brother has become charming? Fufufu~”

Yuma: “ I swear if he doesn’t shut up he is goin’ meet my fist.”

Kou: “Eeeh~? The way you instantly lose your temper, you sure are acting like a savage.”

Yuma: “Che, Fuck off.”

Ruki: “You two! That is enough we are here.”

- The limousines stop -

Kou: “Finally~”

*Timeskip*

- At the Inside of the Villa -

Yuma: “Oi, Ruki. This looks better than I thought.”

Kou: “I agree, it’s very high quality.”

Azusa: “You sure have good taste, Ruki...”

Christine: “It’s wonderful, even way better than the pictures I saw online.”

Ruki: “Glad you all find it to your liking. Here is your key to your rooms.”

He hands everyone their keys.

“You can all go settle in. We will meet later for dinner.”

*TimeSkip*

After they ate dinner together they all decided to hang out in the Game Room. Ruki was sitting in a chair reading a book, and Christine challenged Yuma to a Ping Pong Game.

Yuma: “You sure have some guts Blondie, to challenge a man like me. Just know, just because yer a chick doesn't mean I’ll go easy on ya.”

She smirks.

Christine: “I don’t expect you to be.”

She hits the ball, it bounce once and Yuma misses the ball.

Azusa: “Nice job, Rose...”

Yuma: “Shit! Don’t get too excited, Blondie. I’m just warmin’ up. I’ll throw the ball this time.”

He hits the ball with his racket, and Christine hits it perfectly back at him. Yuma misses the ball again.

Kou: “Oh wow! Yuma, you suck at this game. Fufufu~”

Yuma: “Aah!? Shuddap! That's it. Blondie, your ass is mine!”

He hit the ball hard and to his surprise she hit it perfectly again and he missed the ball again and again. They keep playing back and forth until he loses not even making one point.

Yuma: “Fuck!!! Dammit, Blondie! Are you a professional player or somethin’?”

She giggles.

Christine: “No, but my brother and I have been playing this game since we were little kids so over time I guess I kinda got good at it.”

Kou: “My turn!”

He snatched Yuma’s racket.

“Don’t cry when I win this game, Kujaku-chan.”

She rolled her eyes.

Christine: “Are you ready?”

He nods.

- They start playing -

Surprisingly, Kou did way better than Yuma did and even made a few points but in the end, Christine won the game.

Yuma: “You lose, Kou. Blondie wins again.”

Kou: “Well~ at least I did better than you did. Maybe Ruki-kun can beat her.”

Yuma: “Oi, Ruki. Will you come play and beat Blondie’s a—”

Ruki: “Not Interested.”

He continued reading his book.

Kou: “Oi, Ruki-kun is no fun.”

Yuma: “Well, I guess we have to rely on, Azusa.”

Kou: “Do you really think that’s a good idea?”

Yuma: “He’s the only one we got. Oi, Azusa. Your turn and give it your all.”

Azusa grabs the racket and he positions himself, facing Christine and he gives her a cute smile.

- She hit the ball and it hits him on the chest -

Christine: “Azusa! You are supposed to hit the ball. Why you staid still?”

Azusa: “I wanted the ball to hit me… it felt good… Rose, can you hit me with the ball again…? This time a little harder… Hehehe…”

Kou: “I guess the game is over.”

Yuma: “Tch, I agree.”

Christine: “I win!”

She said cheerfully.

Yuma: “Oi! Stop thinkin’ too high of yourself. You just got lucky this time.”

Kou: “Exactly, Kujaku-chan. Because I'll be the winner next time. Fufufu~

*TimeSkip*

Christine was now in her room. She was happy that the first night at the villa was so much fun. After the Ping Pong game, they continued to play other games. They also talked and laughed a lot. For the first time since she’s been here in Japan, Christine saw the vampire brothers act more normal than usual. Well at least for now that they were on vacation. Dawn was about to come which meant, it was time to go to bed. Christine had her white nightgown on and started walking towards the bed. She stopped in her tracks as she heard a knock on her door.

*Knock, Knock*

- She opens the Door -

Christine: “Azu? What are you doing here? You should get ready for bed.”

Azusa: “Please, Rose... Let me come in… just for a little bit…”

Christine: “Fine, but only for a little while. I’m feeling sleepy.”

She yawned.

“So… what’s up?”

Azusa: “Fufu… you are so cute, Rose… I just wanted to have a little time alone with you…”

“… We didn’t have any alone time tonight… and seeing the way you were smiling… and laughing with my brothers… made me jealous…”

Christine: “Huh? Talking and laughing doesn’t mean anything. Plus, I also live with them so it’s normal that I socialize with them.”

Azusa: “I‘m just scared… if you get too close to them… that you will prefer one of them… over me…”

Christine: (I can see that he’s starting to get anxious, I need to calm him…)

“Azu, don’t feel that way. We are having a great time so far and we all were spending time together. You were there with me. It wasn't like I was alone with them.”

(He still looks anxious…)

“I'll tell you what. How about after our hot spring bath the two of us can go together to the river? I bought a new bottle of wine that we can enjoy it together, while we drink, I can read you one of my favorite poems.”

Azusa: “You really want to spend time with me…?”

Christine: “Yes, I do. We are also gonna go swimming in the river so make sure you bring your swimsuit.”

He smiles.

Azusa: “It makes me happy… that I will have my Rose-san all to myself…”

- He pulls out a knife -

“Now… let’s inflict pain on each other… before we go to bed…”

He walks closer to her.

Christine: “Azusa, stop! We are not doing this.”

She takes a few steps back.

Azusa: “Eh…? Why…? You love feeling pain, right…? I love it too… That being said...The two of us are...two peas in a pod...In short, it means we’re the same...right…?”

Christine: “I have told you many times that I don't like pain.”

Azusa: “Please, Rose… I beg you…”

Christine: “No! Get out, I'm not doing th—”

He suddenly pulls her by the wrist.

Azusa: “Only one cut, Rose… I promise…”

He cuts her forearm.

Christine: “Ow…!!”

(The sting of the cut hurts so much!…)

Azusa stared with fascination at the wound that was dripping blood. He pulls her arm closer to his mouth and he slowly licks it.

Azusa: “Mmm… I couldn't let your delicious blood go to waste… Fufu… Now your turn… Here, cut me…”

Christine: “No, I will not do this, now please leave!”

Azusa: “I made you feel so good… that now you have tears in your eyes…”

He cups her cheek and licks her tears slowly, enjoying every drop.

- Christine froze -

Azusa: “Mmm… so good…”

He rested his forehead on hers and whispered.

“Now it’s your turn… to make me feel good…”

She exhales in short breaths.

Christine: “Azu… Please… I don't want to do this…”

Azusa: … ...

“Do you hate me…?”

Christine: “Of course not! And I have tried showing you the opposite many times. I just don't want to hurt you.”

(How did things end up like this? We were having such a great time earlier…)

He forces her to hold the knife.

Azusa: “I'll guide your hand… so you won't feel guilty…”

*Stabs*

Christine: (His cut is even longer than mine!…)

Azusa: “Haah… it’s lovely… this new wound inflicted by you on me…”

“Thank you, my Rose… I will take my leave now… sleep well…”

Christine: (I doubt I'll sleep well after this but to be honest I'm not surprised. Azu still thinks that pain is the only way to feel wanted and needed. I just need to keep trying harder to show him the opposite…)

The Next Day

- At the relaxation facility -

The brothers were taking a bath together in the outdoor spa.

Kou: “Haah… this water feels so good. I can feel the tension in my body drifting away. The steam is nice as well.”

Kou starts swimming.

Yuma: “Oi! This is not a swimmin’ pool.”

Ruki: “Kou, Behave!”

Kou: “Geez! You guys are no fun.”

Yuma: “Stop actin’ like a kid!”

Ruki: “Well, enjoy it while it lasts because we won't be taking another vacation for a long time.”

Kou: “Huh? Why?”

Ruki: “Because we need to save money, we cannot be wasting all our savings on lavish vacations.”

Yuma: “Well I'll be enjoyin’ Oi! Azusa, why are you so quiet?”

Kou: “Yeah, cat cut your tongue?”

Azusa: … Sorry, I was just thinking about, Rose… she must feel lonely in her bath…”

Yuma: “Che, you are becomin’ obsessed with that chick.”

Kou: “Becoming? I think he already is. Fufu~”

Ruki: “I agree with Kou. This obsession of yours is not good, Azusa. We still don't know what that man wants with Livestock. But one thing I know for sure is… She is not another bride and there won't be another Adam. Meaning she wasn't sent to us for her to choose a mate!”

Azusa: “You are wrong…! She told me… we are meant to be together…”

Kou: “Not to be rude, Azusa but I find that hard to believe.”

Yuma: “I agree. Blondie doesn't give me those vibes that she will bluntly say that.”

Azusa: “Well… it was the Princess… who told me that…”

Ruki: “Good grief, Azusa. What on earth are you talking about? What Princess?”

Yuma: “When the hell did you meet a princess?”

Kou: “Spill it~”

Azusa: “Okay… Before Christine came into the manor, I'd had dreams about her… but in these dreams… she was a Princess of a forest…especially the waters…”

Ruki: … ...

“I feel there is more to her since the first day she arrived. Her blood scent is similar to Eve’s but I sense a different Aura with her but I can't tell for sure what can she be or what does that man wants with her. She must be special if he is threatening to kill anyone who kills her.”

“Azusa, tell me everything about these dreams, I need to know every detail, everything that she said to you. Who knows? If they can lead us to a clue to his plan.”

Azusa nods.

Azusa told his brothers everything, every dream he had with the princess. He didn't leave anything out since he remembers every detail of it, he always had it vivid in his mind because he never wanted to forget her. He told them all the things that were said and done between the two. He even described the forest and that it was always the same one all the time, that she would always have on a white dress with a blue ribbon around her waist and a flower crown on her head. He also told them that in the last dream he had about her, she said all five of them were part of his plan, and after that, her tears turned into blood.

All three brothers felt goosebumps.

Kou: “All five of us!? What the hell do we have to do with her?”

Yuma: “I thought Blondie, was the only one part of his plan. What the fuck is that man plannin’?”

Ruki: “I have no idea. These are only dreams. But If what she said comes true, this changes everything…“

Kou: “ I-I think she's a… mermaid or a siren.”

Yuma: “Shit! You think those creatures exist?”

Ruki: “If vampires and werewolves exist who knows? If these creatures do too.”

!!!!!

Azusa: “Ruki… what’s wrong?”

Kou: “Yeah Ruki-kun, are you okay? You suddenly got pale.”

Ruki: “I remembered, I had my familiar follow her. She was at the manor swimming pool and my familiar saw another blonde woman with a white dress near Christine in the water, at first I thought that Livestock was a witch and doing black magic, but when I comforted her about it. She told me how scared she was when she saw a woman in front of her who looked exactly like her.”

Flashback

Ruki: "I see. Thinking about it a Witch wouldn't have a similar blood scent to Eve. Did the figure say anything to you?"

Christine: "Yes... She said, "Soon, you will be me."

"I-I don't understand the meaning of this. She did look exactly like me but when she gave me a sinister look it seemed inhuman."

Flashback Ends

Azusa: “I got her out of the pool… I thought she was drowning… but she told me she wasn’t… and she asked me if I saw… someone inside the pool… I truly didn’t see anyone…”

Yuma: “Creepy! But what the fuck would a vampire king want with a mermaid?”

Kou: “Exactly~ those creepy things are from the ocean. I still can’t understand what that has to do with us.”

Azusa: “My Rose is not creepy…! I will not allow… the two of you… to disrespect her…!”

Kou: “Eeeh~?

Yuma: “What the fuck, Azusa?”

Ruki: “Everyone calm down! We are not sure if she really is that. Though, I do believe we got some clues thanks to Azusa. I will keep doing my research, In the mean time we need to keep an eye on her. Azusa, if you get more dreams or notice something from Livestock, let me know immediately.”

*TimeSkip*

Christine was sitting on the outdoor hot spring. The water was crystal clear and hot, and steam filled her vision. The nature surroundings was a nice view while she bath but for some reason, she didn't feel relaxed. She knows she shouldn’t feel this way, especially since this is her first hot spring and she had it all to herself, it was quiet for once. But she feels like something is off, like if someone is watching her. The only one who could maybe be watching her could be Azusa, but she highly doubt that. Azusa may have done many things to her but he is not a pervert. I don't think he will be watching me by far just to see my naked body. But why does she still have this strong feeling that someone is watching her? Her thoughts were becoming a mess so she decide to lean her head back on the water and close her eyes to try to relax.

Suddenly she hears a splash of water as if someone is getting in the bath. Her heart started to race and she sat up looking at her surroundings but she didn't see anyone.

Christine: “Is someone there? Azusa is that you? This is not funny if it is!”

(No answer, maybe is nothing, maybe… I'm just being paranoid. More steam filled my vision and the silence felt creepy. I don’t know why but I’m having a bad feeling. I should get out now…)

She stands up and starts walking to get out of the water. She suddenly froze! The hair from her arms stands up, and her stomach dropped and her heart felt like it was gonna ripped out from her chest. She couldn't speak. The sight that was in front of her made her tremble.

A large grayish hand with long nails, and blood stains surrounding its fingertips stood out of the water, facing her. She didn't see a body underneath it. It was just the large hand above the water. She finally forced herself to move her body and started to run to the other corner of the hot spring to get out of the water. But whatever demonic force was there, grabbed her and pulled into the water. Christine screamed but her screams turned into bubbles and no one could hear her underwater. A hand grips her neck and starts choking her. Christine couldn't breathe and she was starting to get desperate to save her own life. She grabs the hand that was holding her neck tightly and digs in her fingernails with all her strength. Blood gushed out mixing with water. Christine kept digging her nails tighter and tighter until the hand released her but then it scratched her belly, and more blood filled her sight until the hand disappeared. Immediately, once she noticed that it was gone she got out of the water, gasping. She felt pain all over her body and was starting to feel dizzy. But she ignored it and kept going, she needed to get out of there. She managed to get out of the water and grab a towel to cover her body. She wrapped it around herself and started to run towards the villa. She didn't care about leaving her bag with her clothes behind, once she got inside the villa, she managed to get to her room, closing the door behind her. She then walked towards the bed shivering, tears formed in her eyes and her vision started get blurry, feeling dizzier and dizzier until… Her body passed out on top of the bed.

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[13as07]

Cats and Dogs #4

(Kiba Inuzuka Smut)

[Artwork is not mine! Credit to Pixiv Id]

Requested by: Me (and a lot of you guys)

Word Count: 4,188

Warnings and/or Pre-Notes:

[Reader] is a Neko (or as close as I could get with my rushed research and to go with the story line) per request

Name Calling: Kitty, Cat, Good Girl

Thigh/Face Riding

Bite Marks/Scratching

Collar/Leash

Hair Pulling/Choking

Pet Play

Oral (Female Receiving)

Blood

Degrading

Breeding Kink

Repost since tumblr is being weird

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     My heartbeat rings in my ears as Kiba's voice rings in my head, slowly into down my body. His words twirl around my spinal cord before settling between my legs, the licks of the fire formed by them still present in my body. "Well, Kitty?" He pushes, eyes locked on me as he takes careful steps forward.

     My mouth falls open, stumbling around to form an answer. Nothing will come out, nothing will even try to come out. My struggle to answer makes his smirk grow, his canines glistening even more from the exposure, making my mouth snap shut.

     "Hush, Kitty Cat," he unneedingly silences me, moving forward again. His knee shoves mine apart, sitting on the bed between my thighs. He leans forward, a hand cupping the side of my throat and the other pressed against my waist. "See? It doesn't hurt you to knock off the hard-to-get game," he mutters, leaning forward to brush his lips against my neck.

     My breath picks up, trying to stiffen the buzzing feeling hidden under my skin. His lips settle in a spot, his mouth softly sucking on the skin and making it harder to keep my breathing even. Kiba's knee slides forward, adding pressure to the tingles between my legs. "Nyaa," the sound stumbles out, a hand jumping up to grip his wrist, the other one shooting forward to cling to his shirt.

My skin is released, and a chuckle spills from the dog. His hot breath coats the spot he was just sucking on, both warming me up and sending shivers through me. "Sit pretty," he orders, using his hold on my waist to push me forward, making me straddle his thigh. Another meow is bubbling in my throat, the small grinding making the fire grow. "Good girl," Kiba mutters, softly squeezing my throat.

A shaky breath hisses out because of the two words, my anger, and hatred for him struggling with my lust for domination. Kiba's head dips back down, tongue sliding over his old markings. "Kiba," I whimper, squeezing his thigh between mine. The hand around his wrists lets go of him long enough to ball up more of his shirt, the material squeezed in both of my fists now.

"I thought you didn't want me?" He teases, his grin pressed against my skin as his tongue toy with my bite marks, spears of pain poking out from the touch.

"I don't," I try to hiss, but it doesn't work out; the words come out airy, almost desperate.

"Tell that to your body," he mutters, gently pushing on my waist so I grind back and forth on his thigh. Like yesterday, his nose nuzzles my collar, pushing it up so he can pay attention to the skin underneath it. The playful dog, nibbles on a spot, resting his teeth against it, pulling them back, and then repeating.

Anticipation fills me up as I wait for the sizzling pain of his teeth slicing my skin apart. It doesn't take long until it happens, canines digging into my throat, fitting against my skin. "Kiba, Kiba, Kiba," I call out, arching my body against him. My hands burn from clinging to his shirt so tightly, my chest pressed against him, and an orgasm slowly building up from the forced grinding.

"Kitty, Kitty, Kitty," he teases, the nickname coming out muffled from his lack of letting me go. "I can feel your pussy purring against me."

Heat crawls across my face as I tingle more. Why does he have to be such a dirty dog? "Don't say stuff like that."

His jaw relaxes, tongue lapping at the sore spot before he pulls back. "Why not? Do you not like being called out for being a desperate kitty cat?"

"I'm not a desperate kitty cat," I whine, shifting my head around and avoiding the eye contact he's trying to make.

Kiba's hand shifts, clinging to the spot that my chin starts melting into my neck. He pushes my head back a bit, squeezing tightly so I can't move my head around anymore. "Look at me," he orders, his tone a little harsher than I'm used to.

Slowly, I slide my eyes over, doing as ordered of me. Amusement lights up his eyes, his cocky smile back on his face. "Tongue out."

"I'm not doing that. It's degrading," I mumble, shifting my eyes away again.

Kiba shifts my head, eyes locked together again. "Tongue. Out." Again, I'm reluctant, but I do slowly slide my tongue out, letting it hang. His eyes brighten even more for my obedience, the dog in a bit of a power kick. Despite his cockiness, he moves his thigh in time with the way he's moving my hips, pleasing my pussy even more.

"Keeping moving," comes his next order, his hand leaving my waist to toy with my ears. This is an order I happily obey, keeping my hips in motion as Kiba does as he wishes. He pets my ears for a while, a thumb rubbing across the back of them before he starts tugging on them, pulling on the hair surrounding them. "I want to eat you," he whispers, dipping down so his nose is pressed against mine.

"Really? Didn't notice," I mutter, trying to shake my head and make the collar clink around.

Kiba chuckles a bit, lips beelining down to kiss along my collar. "I do enjoy your neck but I want to eat your pussy, Kitty."

"What?"

"Lay down," he orders, releasing my neck and pulling his thigh out from under me. A displeased whimper spills from me before I can stop it, my disappointment with the lost friction hanging in the air. "Move," this order is followed by a soft pat to my cheek before Kiba positions himself on the bed, lying on his mattress, knees bent off the edge, and his feet planted on the floor.

I shift around, giving him the space to lay how he wants before I look down at him. "Sit," he mutters, his hand shooting up to grip the chain around my neck. Kiba uses it to pull me around, situating me so I'm straddling his waist before tugging me further up. He finally lets me settle on his chest, my knees pressed closed over his pecks.

"Up." Again, he does it himself, big hands cupping my ass and pushing me onto all fours. A yelp escapes me as I'm pushed around, knees pressed into his arms and my hands holding me up above his head.

Kiba buries his dumb muzzle into my boobs, nosing around them as his hands busy themselves tugging my bottoms off. "What are you doing?"

"Taking your clothes off so I can eat you out and enjoying the warmth of your titties," he deadpans, glancing up at me like I'm the dumbest person alive. "Cats don't talk, they meow." With that, he goes back to shifting me around, working my panties off and nibbling on my chest, getting a mouth full of cloth and a chunk of flesh.

I'm pushed back onto his chest, thighs shoved together instantly as I'm perched on him. Kiba's eyes roll over my thighs, hands busy shoving my shirt up and slowly tugging it off. "Come here," he mutters, gripping my waist again to tug me forward, lifting me a bit so I'm hovering over his face.

"Kiba, I don't - nyaa," Kiba lowers me, his tongue instantly sliding through my folds. "Kiba," I hiss, a hand falling to grip his hair, the other one shooting forward to press against the wall, helping me keep myself balanced. He hums, tongue poking at my hole before it slides over my clit. "Kiba," I mutter again, the word stuttering out.

I'm pushed up, just a tad, his breath coating my trembling cunt. "Let's play a little game, Kitty Cat. As long as you meow, I'll toy with your pretty pussy. If you stop meowing, I'll stop playing."

"That's degrading," I mutter, staring at the wall to avoid looking down at him.

"Alright, we won't play," he grumbles, starting to get up.

"No! Wait!" I whine, eyes falling as I grip his hair harder. Another lopsided smile is on his face, the amusement as wide as ever in his eyes. "I'll... I'll play."

"Good girl," he mutters, starting to lower me again. "Behave and meow for me."

"Nyaa," I whisper, letting my eyes fall closed. This is so degrading. I'm being pleasured by a dog, being forced to meow to get what I want. Kiba's tongue pokes at me again, pulling a louder meow from me. He chuckles under me, slowly starting to fuck me with his tongue. "Nyaa, Nyaa, Nyaa," I whine on repeat, my fingers gripping his hair and accidentally tugging on it.

"Kiba? Nyaa. Kiba, please? Nyaa, Nyaa," I ramble, grinding against his tongue, the vibrations of his laughter only making me needier. "Please?"

     He ignores me, tongue still lazily playing with me. Two or three thrusts before it slides up to pay attention to my aching clit, before falling back down. "Damnit," I almost cry, my orgasm washing over me as I spill out meows as much and as quickly as I can. I can't have him stopping as I come undone.

Huffs spill from me, tongue hanging out willingly this time as I pant to catch my breath. The dog under me stills, letting me settle down from my orgasm; for a second at least. "Kiba!" I yelp, the large man wrapping his arms around my legs before he flips us over. "What... what are you?" I mumble, my back arching as both my hands cling to his locks now.

"What are you begging for?" He mumbles, lapping at my clit a few more times before he pulls away from my pussy. His eyes are shining with pride, sharp canines dripping with my mess that spills down his chin. "What do you want, Kitty?" Curiosity is mixed with the amusement in his eyes now. "Is it my dick? Do you want my dick?"

"No," I whisper, dropping my hold on his hair and letting my arms fall to my stomach, slowly rubbing it as I look around the room. My knees click closed again, a bit embarrassed about how exposed I am. All that's left covering me is my bra and how Kiba is looking at me, I'm not convinced it'll be on for much longer.

     "Speak," he mutters, eyes still lock on me as his head lowers. His teeth graze my thighs, carefully waiting for my reaction.

     My cheeks heat up again at the degrading he keeps doing, eyes sliding around the room again. "Nyaa," I grumble, a curse quickly following the animalistic sound. His teeth sink in, instantly snagging on my skin, and exploding pain across my thigh. "Kiba, that hurts," I cry, hands instantly back in his hair, trying to peel his mouth off of me. "Nyaa, Nyaa, Nyaa. Please? Kiba? You're hurting me."

     The meowing gets him to release me, causing a sigh of relief to spill from me. Relief doesn't live long in my lungs though; Kiba latches back onto me, his teeth feeling like daggers as he starts the slow tearing and marking of my legs.

     He chomps away, littering me as much as he wants. Each tear at my skin instantly starts painful and full force, small spills of my blood mixing with my cum still plastered on my thighs. I only manage to count seven of them before my mind is too fuzzy to keep up with Kiba's constant movements and attacks.

     "Nyaa, Nyaa, Nyaa," the sound constantly spills from me, quickly paired with wetter spilling from my eyes. "Kiba, please," I whine again, trying to wiggle my legs out of his grasp. "I can't take anymore. Please stop."

     As soon as the word 'stop' spills from me, Kiba snaps up straight, eyes scanning my face. Droplets of my blood are mixed with my mess on his face, the red color standing out against his peachy skin. Slowly, his eyes drop down to the shamble he's left my thighs in. They ache and sting so bad that my leg muscles shake from the pain. His fingers press into one of the marks, pulling a cry of pain from my lungs.

     "Don't make those noises," Kiba mutters, shoving his fingertips into a different mark.

     "Why... why not?" I hiss, my chest pumping to try and cool some of the pain crawling up my body.

     My hands shoot down to pull him away; a failing attempt since he snatches both of my wrists, the iron grip of a hand wrapping them. "Your squealing makes me want to bite you again," he mutters, sparing me a glance before he looks down again. Kiba's eyes snap up again, looking scarier than I've ever seen him. "Roll over."

     He releases my wrists, taking a step back before he starts undressing. My eyes stay locked on him, watching him grip his shirt collar and use it to tug it off his body. Having his eyes on me so intensely makes me shake but my eyes trailing down his body makes me shake for other reasons.

     The click of his belt, the snap of his pants button, and the undoing of his zipper make me roll over as ordered, settling on my stomach. "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit," I whisper to myself, yelping again when Kiba grips my hips, tugging me backward.

     He manhandles me again, pushing my legs up under me so I'm kneeling. His hand falls to my stomach, pushing up on it until I'm situated on all fours. "Good girl." Shivers spill down my spine, as do gentle kisses from Kiba until he stops leaning over me.

     Footsteps fill the room, then a drawer being opened and closed, and finally, footsteps again before he is pressed against me. I turn my head to the side, cheek resting against his blankets as I try to figure out what he's doing. His hand grips my collar, spinning it around so it's on backward. "What are you doing?" There's a click, and then a line of thin silver metal in my sights. "What are you doing?" I repeat, my voice louder this time as I go to stand up.

     "Stay, relax," Kiba coos, hand on my shoulder as he clips the leash onto my collar. Reluctantly, I settle on all fours again, the cold metal of the leash resting against my back. The chill makes my back curve, pulling a pleased hum from the man behind me.

     My head drops down, peaking at him between my knees. His hand is busy pushing his pants down, then his boxers. Kiba's dick springs out, making my stomach stop. He wasn't lying about those nine inches, but he didn't even hint at the width of himself. The dog behind me is going to feel every inch of me. Dear Lord, I'm going to feel every inch of him.

     "Come here," he hums, using the leash to tug me backward, the tip of his dick tapping against my pussy. "Relax, Kitty, okay? If you're not relaxed, it's going to hurt."

     "I'm relaxed," I whisper, staring at the wall in front of me.

     Kiba's hold on the leash tightens, tightening the collar around my throat, and slightly choking me. "Good girl," he praises me, his free hand falling to my hip. It'll be alright. He'll be nice and gentle, I can take this.

     The leash snaps as his grip tightens to help tug me backward. Kiba's hips thrust forward at the same time, deeply sinking himself into me from the get-go. "Kiba!" I yelp, my hands jumping up to cling to my collar.

     "Cat's meow. Meow," he orders, his hand leaving my hip long enough to tug my hands away from my collar. "Don't pull on your collar. You're going to hurt yourself."

     I whine, falling back onto all fours. Kiba hums softly, slowly pulling himself out before slamming into me again. "Nyaa," I whimper, different feelings mixing in my body. Pain shoots out from my thighs, a mix of pain and pleasure spilling from my slight choking and Kiba being buried in me. "Nyaa, Nyaa, Nyaa," I stumble out, giving him a meow for every thrust he gives me.

     "You sound so pretty, Kitty. Pretty, dirty, little kitty. What would your clan think if they knew you were getting fucked by a dog like me?"

     "They... they'd... they..."

     "Would feel ashamed? I bet they would. I bet you feel ashamed. Obeying and being bred by an Inuzuka. Are you going to let me fill you with my pretty litter?" Kiba chuckles at his degrading of me, the hand on my hip sliding down to press against my womb.

     "Kiba - "

     "Cats meow," he repeats, tugging in my leash harder, forcing my head backward so I'm looking at him. A wolfie smile is on his face, as giddy as ever as he works me over. "Meow, Cat."

     "Nyaa."

     "Good girl. You're going to be a good breeding pussy, aren't you? You're going to take all my cum deep inside you. I'm going to flood your womb with pretty puppies for you to carry for me. Am I understood?"

     "Nyaa, Nyaa, Nyaa, Nyaa," I race out, both enjoying and not liking that idea. Both liking and not enjoying how much Kiba is getting off to this. I swear next time I'll get the upper hand on this dumb dog, remind him why cats are so much better.

     "Fuck," he grumbles, tugging himself out of me and loosening his grip on my leash. His hands settle on my hips again, rubbing his thumbs against my skin as he takes a breather. The leather of the end of my leash is pressed against my skin too, counteracting the chilled metal.

     "Are you okay?"

     "Ya, I'm fine, Kitty. Just need to change positions," he mutters, littering my back with kisses again. Once Kiba catches his breath, he's back to manhandling me. He flips me over, settling himself between my thighs before turning us over again.

     I stumble around, trying to settle into my straddling of him. Kiba's hand reaches up, sliding under my collar and leash to keep hold of my neck for a moment. "Such a pretty Kitty," he mutters, rubbing his thumb against the side of my throat. "Are you going to be a good kitty and ride me?" I open my mouth to respond but he stops me, his hand releasing my throat to slide up to silence me. "Kitties meow."

     "Nyaa," I answer, the growingly familiar heat of arousal and degradation enveloping me. The answer is good enough for Kiba, who grips my thighs and helps me position myself on his tip before he goes back to holding my leash. Another bout of degradation fills me at the sight. Dumb cocky dog treating me like his pet.

     Slowly, I shift down, taking every inch of Kiba. By the time I settle on his lap, I'm already panting from being filled so snug and his patience seems to be close to gone. I take a second to position myself better, leaning forward so my palms are pressed to his chest, my nails resting against his skin. I move up again, sinking back down faster than the last time.

     "Damnit," he grumbles, one hand tightening on my leash as the other falls to cling to my hip again. I swear there's going to be fingerprints there tomorrow. "Meow for me," he mutters, forcing my hips down faster.

     "Nyaa," the sound comes out chipped, the new position and Kiba's extra help aiding the tip of his dick into a spot it hasn't touched yet.

     As the pace keeps going, my nails dig into his chest, starting to for little crescents in his skin. The soft touch pulls a soft "wan" from him, making him slam me down faster.

     I automatically decided to scratch him harder, payback for the messed up state of my still stinging thighs, new waves of pain melting through my burns every time I slid back down his length. I dig my nails in, letting them slide down his chest, my wrists bump against my knees before my fingers jump back up to tear him into smaller strands.

     Kiba's "wans" spill from him just as much as my meows, filling the room with our animalistic sounds. His constant movement of my hips makes it hard for me to keep up my bouncing, but from how tight my leash is being pulled and how fast his chest is pumping, I don't think he cares.

     "Shit," he growls, his hand shoving me to the side instead of helping me bounce up and down, causing my nails to scrape across him before I lose my grip.

     Not even a beat passes before he's on top of me again, his hands clinging to the backs of my thighs as his shoulders work to shove my knees up. "Kiba?" I call, hands shooting up to try and get a grip on him again. My fingertips end up landing on his face, my mind split between the overwhelming pace of his thrusts and trying not to claw his face up again.

     "Kitty?" He growls, mouth hanging up a bit, and tongue laid out as he pants.

     The look of Kiba's eyes scares me a bit, making my stomach drop once again today. He looks ready to eat me alive, to dig his canines into my neck until my bones snap. "You're scaring me."

     My sentence is ignored; or maybe not heard from how quiet it was. With every thrust Kiba's head inches forward, getting dangerously close to my neck. The points of his teeth rest against my neck with his next thrust, a preview of the flesh-tearing bite to come. As predicted, when he thrusts in, his teeth clamp down, pulling a scream of pain - and perhaps a bit of fear - from my lungs.

     The sounds seem to only make his jaw clench tighter. The skin around his teeth throbs, the flesh trapped by him stinging so bad I'm worried my throat muscles are going to give in and tear apart too. My blood trickles out from the puncture wounds he keeps making deeper and deeper. My blood feels warm sliding down my neck, some of it being lapped up by Kiba as he swirls his tongue between his toes of teeth.

     The bite might hurt the most, but it's not the only place that hurts. My thigh still sting too, our mixed salt-filled sweat dripping into the wounds to cause stinging, and Kiba's skin rubbing against them to cause a soft ache. The rest of my throat hurts as well; previous bite marks from the week and today, a faint throbbing pain from my collar being tugged on so much, and the sharp scratching poking out every time I breathe caused by the scream slammed out of my lungs.

     Everything throbs so much that I almost don't notice Kiba's movements have stopped, his hips still against mine. It takes a moment, long enough that I'm worried something is wrong before a trickle of warmth is spilled into me.

     The trickle doesn't last long, soon turning into a steady gush of cum being spilled into me, so much being pumped out that my pussy can't hold it all, leaving the last quarter of Kiba's semen spilling out onto my thighs. He wasn't kidding when he said he was going to flood my womb.

     Once again, everything stops for a moment before Kiba relaxes against me, his body weight pressing into me more. His fangs loosen a bit, a soft pop of his jaw sounding before they finally let me go. His head lulls for a moment, ending up pressed into my neck, coating the sticky mess of sweat and blood with warm air.

     "I shouldn't... shouldn't keep you pressed up like this," he mutters, slowly climbing off of me, letting my legs tumble back down to the mattress. Kiba rolls over, lying down next to me as he pumps for breath, trying to calm himself down.

     I stay still, blinking repeatedly to try and push the pain down as I look up at his ceiling. Does he want me to get dressed, and leave? Is that what he's waiting for? Would it be impolite to ask for a rug to get cleaned up with... and maybe some medical attention? I'm pretty sure the dumb dog ripped out a part of my esophagus so it shouldn't be rude... I don't think. Maybe I should just get up and leave... and stop at Neji's to make sure -

     "Shit!" Kiba yelps, jerking up right. "You're bleeding. Like a lot. I am so sorry," he rushes out, quickly crawling out of the bed before he disappears into one of the doors in his room. No, he didn't want me to leave, he's just a stupid dog. A dumb dog with some weird wolfie clam over me and a box of rocks for brains.

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[wisteriasymphony]

I have a feeling that you secretly hate this show and all the writing choices . I just do .

I mean, without this show we wouldn't have the fandom, ergo I wouldn't be able to mess around with the characters and put them in situations, so... no?

My opinions on the show are untraceable and entirely irrelevant, and I tend to agree on a take-to-take basis with people on all sides of the fandom. Were there some things that could've been done differently? Yes of course. But Miraculous is what it is and if it were something Emmy-worthy, I don't know if I'd be so enthralled with it as I am.

Think of it like this:

Most people in the fandom play with the ideas in mlb like Barbie dolls. You dress them up, take them through soap opera plots and (as the wonderful asukiess so eloquently put it) cocomelon tragedies where they're all screaming and crying and kissing and you have a grand old time with it.

What I have been doing, over here in my own little world divorced from reason and sense, is chewing on all of the Barbie dolls' hands, cramming their heads in jars of finger paint, and scribbling on the walls. (And occasionally, just occasionally... my unpredictable scribblings will form a coherent word or thought that might even be approaching something profound about... the human condition or struggles with self-actualization or whatnot. But it's not a guarantee.)

Can you say the latter really... 'hates' the dolls? Hates the way they were made? No. To hate the dolls is to refuse to engage with them altogether, or to make YouTube Essays treating the Barbie dolls like real people with real culpability for their actions and calling them Mary Sues. That's not what I'm doing, not by a long shot.

It's also worth mentioning that a lot of what I do would be lost without the context of the show itself and its decisions.

- Kuro Neko was the catalyst in why I started writing TWEOS, and a lot of the impact of how characters act in that is because you need the prior context of both the show and the fandom to back it up.

- Adrien Agreste as Byronic Hero has much less weight to it unless you're used to seeing a version of him that is so clearly not that. The lovesquare in that fic absolutely falling apart by every conceivable metric—down to things as minuscule as Marinette the baker's daughter pursuing Adrien who secretly hates the taste of sweets—feels like less of a betrayal if you haven't seen the way they are supposed to be.

- Adrien and Marinette being presented as a cruel inevitability of a universe that does not care what they have to say in the matter... in because in 37,847 universes and counting, they will be together. In canon, they must be together.

tl;dr Maybe I'm dodging the question, and maybe my actions in changing so much about how the characters act/the world works in my fic speaks louder than my words... But I can't bring myself to hate this show. Percussive maintenance is still maintenance.

[rainbow-neko-artblog]

Might be a silly question, but if TikTok does get banned in the future would we still be able to see content of Onyx on here (like on your main account or this one, or heck, if you wanted to make a separate account just for her like some people do with pets and even OCs!) and your other platforms, such as BlueSky. She’s just so cute (I’m a huge cat person, I’ve had 4 in my life counting my current 2) and I love seeing the videos you post of her.

I don't see why not- I'm still trying to get into the habit of filming things without tiktok- it's gonna be a pain for a while but im not going back after mourning it's loss.

If i post more Onyx content it will probably be on my main @rainbow-neko-main since this is my artblog, my bluesky, or even my youtube shorts.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

In your opinion, what are the top three peaks of worst narrative choice in Miraculous?

An interesting question, because with Narrative choices, its not so much one episode its the impact it has throughout the series.

But because I dont want to solely be Negative. I will also pick 3 POSITIVE narrative peaks as well. (I am only talking about what has aired so far. there could be choices later on I dont like or enjoy more than before. But we will see)

3rd worst

Su Han and the Order of Guardians

me too luka, me too.

Honestly the whole thing with Feast. which i thought would make this list, but nope. Because of Su han, I think Feast did the world a f***ing favor

Su Han is still my least favorite character. He is a stick in the mud that comes to yell and does nothing. The fact that he shows up in season 4 and doesnt even help Marinette with Guardian stuff is bulls***. He should be helping by teaching Mirakungfu, or anything!

Really, he only exists to show that Fu really made the best out of a s*** situation. When the order was beaten by a 4 FOOT TALL BLUE DOG, Having met Su Han, I understand why now.

3rd Best

Marinette telling Alya she's Ladybug

So this one is something many people are on the fence about. If you like this choice, you like or tolerate Alya. If you dont, you hate alya.

I for one Love Alya and Marinette who was sinking in her new responsibility gains a confidant that wants to help and do whats best for her. (she is like 80/20 on that but still, its the thought that counts)

Alya does help flesh out somethings and helps Marinette grow as a guardian and is probably the reason Chat noir didnt f***ing ditch earlier than kuro neko.

Alya even showed to be a somewhat competent ladybug replacement. But thats out the window with the recent episodes. I still think this is one of the best choices made in season 4

2nd Worst

Sentimonsters are Sentient

The show is weird with Sentimonsters. Now I dont know if Sentiadrien is 100% confirmed. But its gross how some sentimonsters are given more respect than others. It is like "Oh only the Human looking ones are sentient" Sentinino, Sentialec, Sentigabriel, sentibubbler all got controlled like puppets with no agency and no one gave a f***.

They should just be emotion's given form and nothing more. Because basically the peacock miraculous creates slaves. And its kind of f***ed up. Id put this at number one, but its still sort of being explored and if the show finds a way to give the sentimonsters full control or a means of not getting erased on a whim, I can over look it. But yea, its pretty bad.

2nd Best

Gabriel Getting all the other Miraculous

I have wanted this since SEASON 2!

The problem with season 3 and 4 was the fact that Ladybug and Chat noir had access to so many powers, heroes and abilities that basically Hawkmoth/Shadowmoth were not even a threat anymore. That they could have taken him down at anytime if they were more active. Like no cap, why didnt Marinette give herself the snake AND horse when she went for Shadowmoth in Sentibubbler. Or the horse and Bee? Stun his butt and WIN.

With Gabriel having the miraculous, the tables and stakes are now high again. Ladybug and Chat noir are up against the wall. Thats where the tension needs to be if you want things to develop.

The Worst

Miracle Queen (The last 10 minutes)

So this may seem like cheating but this episode really did a LOT and had a massive impact on the show. Lets have a check list.

It had Fu wipe his memories (something that apparently he could do but was never mentioned)

Chloé's growth and development is completely tossed out that she ends up exactly how she was in season 1 (and eventually worse)

The love rivals start dating the heroes because Marinette read Fu's letter which just told her "Life sucks and you gotta settle"

So basically it pulled a Deus ex machina out of its butt, destroyed the potential of a redemption arc and then make no means of seeing a struggle just poof, like it didnt even happen. And then the love rivals that had hardly any screen time (maybe like 2 episodes total with the heroes) are just dating.

The last one may have gotten axed but the first two are ever present and its horse crap.

The Best

Chat Blanc

So this is gonna need some explaining. While I am not crazy about the time travel, and I am not crazy about all the things in the episode, or even how some of the trauma is handled. Chat Blanc is an excellent choice to show the viewer how things can go wrong.

Its not the scenario where Hawkmoth wins, its not the heroes winning. Its EVERYONE LOSES.

This episode took Season 3 to the darkest its been. I would have loved if it was several episodes. I would have loved if this was explored more. But the fact that the group took a concept fans have thought about and brought it to such an NTH degree

I 100% can say with certainty before this episode no one wrote Chat blanc in fanfiction as an end of world threat. Maybe a dangerous beast or feral cat. But NOT A COSMIC LEVEL THREAT.

This episode demonstrated how dangerous the powers of the miraculous are. It gave the viewer a reason on why Marinette and Adrien dont share their identities right away. Its because of the worst case scenario.

(I would have put origins, cause umbrella scene but thats not so much a narrative choice as it is the start of everything, but know its basically pseudo number one)

[thevelria]

Promise me something, Kitten Part2(NSFW/younger!Gojo x neko!fem!reader)

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Author's note: I'm sorry. I blame it on my hormones lol but I couldn't let the opportunity go. This story screamed for a smutty sequel.

Warnings: smut. Not heavy smut, though. Gojo is rather makes loves to reader <3

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His lips felt soft and sweet. He was eager to explore your mouth and the moment you let his tongue meet yours, he smiled into the kiss. 

Gojo sat up, pressed his back against the headboard and positioned you on his lap. Your tail automatically hugged his waist as you kissed him once again. You lost counting how many times he kissed you before he pulled a bit back. Resting his neck on the headboard, admiring your true self. You didn’t bother to let him see you naked, because you were already sure he was going to be your mate anyway.

��Promise me something, Kitten.” his husky voice sent shivers down your spine.

“Anything.”

“Don’t leave me like everyone else does.” he caressed your cheek.

“I’m yours for eternity.” you rested your head in his palm.

Your tail hugged him tighter as he grabbed the back of your head and crashed his lips against yours once again. “I can’t stop myself.” he broke the kiss a few moments later, breathing heavily. 

“I don’t want you to stop.” you whispered. “I want to make love to you.”

Hearing these words made him twitch in his boxers. In a blink of an eye he flipped you over, his arms resting aside your head, biceps flexing. You bit your lower lip, while your tail started lightly rubbing his back lower and lower, playing with the rubber band of his boxers. 

“Fuck.” he shivered from your touch. Placing featherlight kisses on your cheek, on your jaw, taking his time on your neck. One of his hands gently touched one of your boobs, massaging it. You clenched your legs around his waist after he freed himself from the unwanted cloth. A desperate growl left his mouth the second your pelvis pressed against his. 

“I want to feel you, ‘Toru.” your words sounded rather like a desperate beg. Gojo looked you in the eyes as he positioned his already hard shaft to your entrance. 

“Already wet for me, huh?” a cocky smirk appeared on his face. 

“I can’t control myself.” you blushed which he found adorable. 

He slid himself in, inch by inch, slowly, carefully. His name rolled from your lips as a loud moan. 

“Tell me when I can move.” his raspy voice turned you on even more. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

You relaxed your body and your hands cupped his face. “You can move now.” 

His hips gently rolling into you caused you to moan once again. Him being inside of you was the most wonderful feeling ever. Satoru put up a pace which sent you to another universe. Everything was so gentle, so careful, so delicate. It was perfect, he was perfect. 

Your ears slightly twitched every time his shaft hit your special spot. Your walls clenched around him more and more. 

“You feel so good, darling.” he took a desperate breath. He tried so hard not to lose control. Even if he wanted nothing else but to pound you hard and press you into the mattress. Still he kept being gentle. On the other hand his intention was not to fuck you, no. He wanted to make love to you as you asked before. 

“Go faster, please!” you begged. Gojo’s eyes widened, you had no idea how you triggered the beast inside of him. A loud moan left you as he started thrusting into you faster and faster. Your legs were grabbed by his huge palms, his fingers dug into your flesh, probably leaving marks behind. He threw your legs on his shoulders as he kept holding your thighs. Him sliding in and out of you at such a speed, you couldn’t really handle, made your eyes roll back in your skull. 

The sound of the skin to skin connection echoed through the room. The second he let your legs down his thumb found your clit almost immediately. Slightly drawing circles round and round.

“Satoru!” was the only thing you could say. The pressure in your lower tummy got stronger and stronger. “I’m going to…” your sentence ended in a desperately lustful scream as you reached your high. Your walls clenched around him more and more as you rode out your orgasm.

“Baby, I’m not gonna last long, if you keep squeezing me like that.” he panted unevenly.

“I’m sorry. I can’t…I can’t control it.”

“Fuck…” he growled as he pulled out himself, shooting his cream on your tummy. 

A few minutes passed in complete silence. Gojo kept kneeling between your legs and you stayed still, trying to catch your breath and actually process everything that just happened. 

“Wait here.” he finally broke the comfortable quiet and rushed to the bathroom. After cleaning you up he smiled and laid next to you on the bed. 

You rested your head on his chest as he faced the ceiling, one of his hands hugged you tight, while the other one laid under his head. Your tail kept rubbing his perfect abs up and down. 

“So…” he clicked his tongue “Why didn’t you tell me…”

“I was scared you wouldn’t want me here anymore.” you cut him in mid sentence. “You were so lovely with me when you thought I was just a kitty cat. And I didn’t want to lose it.” you nuzzled your face into the crook of his neck. 

“Silly, Kitten. Silly, silly, Kitten.” he chuckled. “Let me tell you something.” he took a deep breath “I might sound crazy but I don’t want you to leave. Never.” 

You turned his face to make him look into your eyes. “I told you, I’m yours for eternity.” 

The second his lips touched yours you smiled into the kiss, because you knew the night was not about to end at all. 

[kurtmustdie]

caught up with cringetober because I literally forgot to do it, individuals and explanations under cut

Day 1: Heterochromia I’ve come to the revaluation that my sona is already cringe as hell considering not only can his entire body change color but he also has differently colored eyes as a staple of his design. They’re usually yellow and blue but this time I color picked the blue from the trans flag and the mint from the Vincian flag for this color palette, it turned out really pretty :)

Day 2: Self Insert Now she isn’t my self insert anymore, but back in the day when I was at “peak cringe” she definitely was. This is my warriors OC Icypelt and I have a post going over part of her story on my profile somewhere. She’s been through a lot and I think her modern design is very pretty :)

Day 3: Unnecessarily complex fit/design Spider scene is kinda infamous in my brain for having wayyy too much detail but I love them and I think this might be my favorite one out of this batch, super cute, the pose is really cute and the colors are nice and fits her really well :D

day 4: Angel x Devil inevitable MCR reference ik, Helena and Revenge, love them dearly. Poor revenge man this one is cute and looks like a sticker!!

Day 6 (I skipped day 5 because I didn’t want to open up ms paint today): neko i kinda hate this one but cat Gerard yay

Day 7: Pinterest base at first I wanted to draw hobie in place of Gwen but I remembered that I haven’t really drawn Mikey with her even though they’re supposed to be friends so I drew her instead. Idk. The height difference is not accurate because of that but Jumping Spider is small because he’s based on a jumping spider and those are tiny who would have thought

Day 8: tumblr sexyman i have never played undertale a day in my life i just know a lot of people wanted to jump sans’ bones

day 9: Crossover ship/rarepair OH BOY THIS ONE GOES KIND OF HARD AND IM EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY KIND OF WORK FOR EACH OTHER UM MIGUEL OHARA X CLOTTED CREAM COOKIE IM INSANE OMG-

day 10: fursona i already have a fursona I already drew and yes I colorpicked from the lesbian flag how could you tell /j

Day 11: Yandere LYLA is technically canonically a yandere because spoiler alert she tried to kill Miguel’s fiancé via overheating her in the shower (essentially literally boiling her like a lobster) because she was “in love” with him (she said if she did have autonomy and had feelings the would be in love with him but she doesn’t but idk who knows I don’t).

day 12: niche interest ik MCR isn’t exactly “niche” but the black parades story in particular has always caught my interest and I have my own interpretation of it and a whole kind of story I’m still developing and character arcs and headcanons and interactions and yeah you get it, death in particular has evolved into god knows an OC on his own I just keep him attached to MCR because… it makes more sense that way, ig-

day 13: creepypasta does this count- whatever grimdark is just the same thing as a creepypasta- I’m not really in the MLP fandom anymore but it was my first ever “fandom” I was actually apart of. My first hyperfixation if you will. I wasn’t in the grimdark part of the fandom because I was too young for it but I was actually watching the izzzyzzz grimdark video and I was like “oh” and drew a rainbow factory Rainbowdash. Honestly I should draw ponies more they’re fun to draw

Day 14: candygore (?) im not good at drawing candygore and since I was rushing this o didn’t do it as well as I thought I can, but it still turned out pretty cool

Day 15: song lyrics aaaa inevitable hesitant alien drawing this one turned out so cute!! The colors and the sparkle eek so cute aaa action cat lyrics I’m breaking down right in front of you I’m sorry

planning on doing the rest of the month now, maybe not exactly on time since I’m still in school but I’ll try to get 31 drawings out by Halloween. Love the idea of cringetober because I just love all things cringe. Ack this is so good

[chillyneon]

Reader x Kuro NSFW thoughts because YES PLEASE I'm weak.

-He owns you, it doesn't matter whether you agree or not. He'll win any arguments or protests, and you still don't know how he does it.

-Dotes on you as a possession, in turn being extremely possessive in every way.

-Loves kissing you, will hold the back of your head if you attempt to pull away. Kisses get heated fairly quickly.

-Requires obedience, more than happy to put you in your place should you step out of line. He gets off on bending you to his will and doesn't mind a challenge if you're being especially resistant to the punishments.

-If he can't punish you immediately, you'll be getting it even worse later. He'll have time to think about what he's going to do to you.

-Cat and mouse style hunts that end with his cock plowing deep into you. The longer chases lead to more vicious captures.

-Orgasm control, be it denial or forcing multiple orgasms, watching you get messy and desperate for relief is intoxicating.

-Dirty talk can be teasing or outright degrading you. You're his weak little whore, a slutty toy made just for his cock.

-Bondage, tying you up so your body is completely exposed and at his mercy. Uses his tie or belt if there's no rope.

-Knife play is a favorite, being very precise in each cut he places on you. Crescent Moons pretty much guarantee you'll need some stitches the next morning. He'll stitch you up himself of course, no one else can touch your body.

-Blood play, be it from his claws or bites he wants to make you bleed. Loves the taste of your blood and will smear it over his cock to fuck you with.

-Lots of aftercare and kisses, giving extra attention to any wounds or bruises. You're his toy after all.

EXTRAS because yes

-Nekos are his kink and he refuses to fucking admit it. Will play with your tail, rub your ears, squeeze your paws, you'll be melted by the end of it because he can't keep his hands off of you.

-Daddy Dom 100000% like are you kidding me you're his little one, his kitten, his mouse, his everything. Spanks you thoroughly if you're being a brat and makes you count each hit. It always gets him hard hearing your pained whines.

OK IM DONE GOING BACK INTO HIDING 💦💦💦

[irlcats-bracket]

bracket 1 THIRD PLACE POLL!!

AVIE versus TODD

AVIE

Her full name is Avalon but that's too regal for her so she's just Avie. Yes submitter named her. She's an unrepentant food thief that makes the most (adorable) indignant sounds when they remove her from the source of temptation, purrs loud enough to be heard from across the room, and is so SO very tiny with tiny legs and the smallest little dainty paws. But her most important feature... is the tongue. She forgets it out so often. Asleep? Tongue. Grooming and something made a noise? Tongue. Just casually staring? Tongue's peekin' out a lil bit. Submitter loves her so much. And SHE loves YOU. Guaranteed. This is a lap cat. If you come visit, park it anywhere and she is on your lap to say hello.

PROPAGANDA

this is her RIGHT NOW (not anymore lmao) look at her she has no idea that she has fans. not a care in the world. tongue still out. no thoughts head empty.

also look what a cute lil ball she makes

Fun fact: She often does the maneki-neko pose, and it is always adorable. Here it is on full display during last night's snuggle sesh.

THE TONGUE!!

Why does she look like a worm here??

Listen. I know I've sold her as this adorable, sweet, angelic little face... but she isn't always. Look at this doofus.

What is this face????

Avie also has a secret vice. She... loves sheets. Y'know, the ones you put on your bed? Yeah. Whenever I make my bed, she goes berserk when I put my sheets on the bed. She'll launch herself underneath them and start flailing around like an absolute freak. I've got video. And if she makes it to the finals, I will share. Yes, this is a bribe. (she technically did????)

TODD

This here. Right here. Is Todd. He is fat because? We don’t know, he gets fed normal amounts but he still manages to be fat. He is very soft and lovely. He has many many toes on each paw- the most submitter counted on one they believe was 12. He is the many-toe lad. The fat fellow. The lovey guy. The ultimate shedder (you would not BELIEVE how much this guy sheds. He creates an entire second cat DAILY!) Submitter hopes you like him, because they do :)

doesn't have propaganda :(

[lycorogue]

Watched Miraculous: Awakening last night. While I’m not going to take the time to write up a full critique/commentary on the movie, I will shout this:

THEY DID OUR POOR BOY PLAGG SO DIRTY!

The poor kwami had, like, five minutes of screen time (if that) and he was farting during all of it. I get giving him s1 vibes since he hadn’t had the chance to really get to know Adrien yet, but still! No!

(I will admit though, the movie having the kwamis refer to themselves as genies that can’t grant wishes does seem to add validity to my head canon that Plagg was Aladdin’s Lesser Genie of the Ring... so... there’s that...)

I don’t have the time or spoons (or even inspiration... sadly...) to write up a new Plagg appreciation story. But, to help cleanse our pallets, for those in need, I present the Plagg appreciation stories I have already written:

Breaking Monotony Summary: Plagg's days are all starting to feel exactly the same. As he goes through yet another school day with Adrien, he wonders if he can do something to start shaking up the status quo. At the same time, though, he reflects on how great it is that his life is fairly predictable. Word Count: 5,789 Rating: General Audience

Forever in Darkness Summary: Plagg has always been in darkness. It had become all he knew. Then he got a ray of sunshine, and it helped save him. There was a reason he believes Adrien is the best Chat Noir ever. Word Count: 4,701 Rating: Teen (for depictions of emotional torture and mentions of child executions)

The Truest of Friends Summary: It's the second day of the new school year, which also means it's been a year since Stoneheart first attacked Paris. Adrien wonders how he could best celebrate the anniversary of becoming Chat Noir, and how to properly showcase how much he cares for someone very special in his life. Word Count: 3,254 Rating: General Audience

I Need Him Back **SPOILERS: NY Special** (written before Kuro Neko aired) Summary: Marinette has no clue what to do without her Chat Noir. All she wants is for her partner back. Plagg is just as distraught without his holder, but maybe he can find a way to get the ring back to Adrien. The trick is doing so without revealing who Chat Noir was to Marinette. Word Count: 5,689 Rating: General Audience

Cataclysm the Doubt Summary: Barely three hours into becoming a new father, Adrien is not handling the life change very well. It’s a good thing Plagg is right there to get the twenty-something’s head on right. Being able to cataclysm physical things is certainly easier, but sometimes a metaphorical cataclysm is the best option. Word Count: 1,677 Rating: General Audience

The next Friday 13th is in October, so feel free to join me in celebrating Plagg Appreciation Day. ^_^

Also, if anyone else has Plagg-centric/Plagg-appreciation stories, please add them and/or tag me. I’d love to read them!

[stainedglassthreads]

I think one of the big reasons Genshin NPCs are perceived as so much more interesting than Genshin playable characters is... they’re ALLOWED to grow and change in radical ways. 

Ruu has an arc about realizing he’s dead, about finding peace and bringing it to Kapatcir, and then finally moving on. Zhiqiong struggles with her mundanity, her mortality, recklessly pushing its body far beyond its limits in a bid to be remembered. Jeht is lively and curious and friendly and gets quickly attached to Benben, but also struggles with her father’s past and the place she belongs. Neko sits idylly on her island, waiting for the day Hibiki, who died hundreds of years ago, will return to her. Gendou Ringo has a great hidden quest about being a Fatui Spy but wanting to live a normal life as a shrine maiden, being helped by a begrudging Momoyo, and there’s also Katarina and the Company of Fatui, hell, Enjou. 

They’re allowed to have full, lengthy arcs and to radically change their life situations. Gendou Ringo defects from the Fatui and becomes a Shrine Maiden. Katarina and Zhiqiong vanish and may be dead. The Company’s fate is uncertain, but not optimistic. Rana goes off adventuring with a Vision and Arana. Enjou reveals himself as part of the Abyss Order, Ruu leaves the world... 

I think the reason why the NPCs tend to be more interesting is because they’re allowed to have complete arcs. They’re allowed to be ‘retired’, to go off somewhere where the Traveller cannot follow. While the playables are all stuck in just... a limbo. Sometimes their development is tied to Archon Quests or Character quests, but only two out of the 64 playable characters (not counting the Traveller) get sequels to their character quests. And of those two, only Ei gets to make significant character development in her sequel. 

Amber, Kaeya, Diluc, Razor, Xinqiu, Lisa, Mona, Jean. They were some of the first characters to get Character Quests. Do they get sequels? Do they change radically and make life-altering decisions? No. Have we learned what Childe is doing, if he no longer remembers Scara to track him down? No. They’re all generally in the same places we left  them. With the same significant relationships. They appear in Events, and those Events can pair them up with characters we don’t usually meet for fun dynamics, or reveal previously unknown past info like Razor’s parents or Kaeya and Diluc’s letters. But the Rifthounds in Wolvendom don’t get followed up on, Kaeya and Diluc retain generally the same relationship. These things are interesting, but ultimately treated as skippable and will be summarized in the main quests. 

It’s not just that all the playable characters have to be considered ‘marketable’. They have to believably be in a place where the Traveller can ‘reach’ them, so they can still be rolled or show up in events. 

Take Dain and Scara, for example. Scara spent a long stint as an unplayable character. Dain still isn’t playable. Scara quickly won a lot of fans’ hearts, not just because he was allowed to act like something of a bastard, but before he became playable he showed up in four different regions for varying reasons. Then what’s the final thing Scara does before he officially becomes ‘playable’? Establish that he’s staying with Nahida now, allowing the Traveller a place to conveniently find him in future Archon Quests, and possibly a reason to show up in Sumeru-based temporary events. Likewise, Dain exclusively shows up for Archon Interludes, appearing and disappearing across the continent, being the one to seek out the Traveller, rather than allowing us to find him. Before becoming playable, both Scara and Dain are allowed to have their own quests, goals, and adventures separate from the Traveller, but upon being made playable Scara’s development is made to scale with the Traveller’s journey and progress. 

This is a little rambly and disorganized I expect, and I’m sure it’s not the only reason, but I think it’s a possible theory about why it’s like that. If the writers felt they were allowed to, say, have Thoma pack up and return to Mondstadt, that would be breaking the status quo, because he may not make it back for the next Irodori festival. If Razor decides it’s time to leave his Lupical and journey to track down the Abyss Order, that would be breaking the status quo, because now he can’t be there for Windblume. 

And boy do gacha games struggle with character development and the status quo. 

[obsidiancreates]

Oh, death course, okay. Do the Toads also do this???

Okay so this is what we're doing now. Doesn't like mushrooms. Forcefed it. Now its bodyhorror??? He accepted this very quickly. Please give me Luigi ba- HOW DARE YOU USE "HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO" YOU WILL NEVER BE SHREK 2

Is it gonna be that he can do it better when he doesn't eat the mushroom because we saw him to parkour good earlier

No he just needed to montage okay. ... No he got got. Okay they're friends now. YAY BOWSER TIME, BREATHE SOME LIFE BACK INTO ME JACK oh this is immediately better

What are those things though?

Most powerful turtle in the world? Ahem, a certain group of Heroes In Half-Shells would like a word, bitch

Oh Bowser is into, oh fuck what's the term uhhhh not neko girls that's cats uhhhhhhh not yandere TSUNDERE right? Whatever the Immovable Tiara line was funny but didn't elicit a laugh

Whomst is voicing these Koopas I KNOW HIM he does cartoons... who is thissssss

Okay so thats just- Koopa's just don't need Skin. Understood. That was also funny.

Doesn't sound anything like Jack Black but like in a Good Way, that ruled. LUIGI IS BACK

AWWWWW TINY BROS FLASHBACK I too will tackle the child bullying Luigi as Mario did

The audio mixing in that "They're all counting on us! No pressure?" Was wild and bad.

Ouch Peach just kick him in the nuts why dontcha. He doesn't even care- Toad tagged along??? Okay um I don't know if I liked you that much Toad.

LOTR style landscape montage, nice, kind of still giving Latte Foam When You Wanted A Full Sip but whatevs.

Oh the song everyone went nuts for- ah there's Jack Black lol. Well that was short! God this Koopa is the fucking Fongoids!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAM WITH ME PFFFFFT Oh he's settled in for a gossip sesh- nope finger breaking sesh. Bowser is a Sith I guess.

I REALLY am not feeling the weight of Mario and Luigi being separated tbh. Not at all.

So did she come from a different pipe or did she fall down the sewer????? So is this another dimension or just another planet...

I'd complain about the shallow romance foundation but its not lacking depth more than anything else so far in this movie.

God Luigi is having The Worst Day. This dymanic is already way better because Liigi and Bowser feel actually like... Characterized. And like their VAs are. Trying.

OH LUIGI YOU GAVE UP SO FAST lol "They do if they have good taste."

That was it??? That was all the Luigi and Bowser?!?! Dammit

This star is... weird. What's your deal, little guy?

Jungle Book Moment.

"You ready?" "Euh... sure?" That about sums up the energy of this movie anytime its not on Bowser or Luigi.

[stardustizuku]

So I read the second part of your ml analysis which is very good btw, but I have two questions: 1. you say something about how Adrien would never give up being Chat bc of freedom and stuff, but he does so in syren (kind of) and in kuro neko. I mean, it would make sense that he wouldn‘t bc of the reasons you stated, I‘m there with you, but… that‘s not canon? There are instances where he gives up his hero life bc he‘s insecure of what LB thinks of him (which tbf seems ooc but still). And second, Luka didn’t know about Mari‘s secret identity at the time when they were together, and I wouldn‘t necessarily blame him for being upset at her for not being very present during their relationship. Idk maybe I misunderstood (in which case I‘m sorry) but he only learned about that later. (Or do you mean that if he was the main love interest, he would‘ve forgiven her for acting the way she did?)

I don‘t disagree with you at all, I was just confused about those two parts

I'll be honest, the original draft has been in the work for well over a few years now. So, it was initially written before season 4. Much of my information on the episodes moving forward is either clips or second-hand information.

(Being honest though, I don't feel like I miss much doing this. A lot, and I mean ALOT of MLB is padded fluff and not even good kind. I did keep up with recaps until season 4. Season 5 to me is a complete mystery. And I don't wanna find out. What little I have seen or been told, makes me question...so much).

That said.

You do have a point.

Adrien gives up "Chat Noir" on two occasions. 1) Despereada 2) Kuro-Neko.

(I'm not counting Syren because that was a threat, not really him giving it up, or following through.)

But here's the thing. We're both in the correct here. Because while Adrien "gives up" the Alter Ego of Chat Noir - in Desperada he does not give up being a Superhero.

He is just trying on a new mask. He still wants what he's always wanted "a home" and his "home" is Ladybug. He tries to please her, by being Aspik. His "wish" hasn't changed, he's figuring out if a new mask will be able to grant it.

And in the case of Kuro-Neko, I would liken it to a corrupted soul gem. Realising that the "wish" he made when he became Chat Noir is fruitless.

I said "[Ladybug] offers him [a place to belong], while Chat Noir lends him the means to show that “true self” he can’t allow to others. He would never give up his miraculous because it would mean losing all that."

But what happens if the first statement is false? What if Ladybug no longer represents a place where he belongs? What if he no longer feels like Chat Noir is his true self? If either of those fail, then what's the point of having an Alter Ego? That's when he gives it up.

The moment his wish is proven NOT to be granted by the Magical Power Up, he gives up his Alter Ego.

OOC, yes. But it has some (?) sort of internal logic.

However, the point of that specific part was simply to say that Chat Noir is a (slightly) better-constructed protagonist. Through seasons 1-3, he remains with this internal logic. Something that Marinette does not have, even at the very beginning.

Again, I do believe Kuro Neko could have worked - but giving it the 1 episode treatment ruined any shot at redemption it could have.

As for the Luka situation

I really was trying not to go into a tangent, within a tangent about how badly they handled Luka. So I sorta jumbled a lot of stuff together and mistyped a lot. It's actually quite understandable that I didn't make myself clear, I wasn't trying to.

I was vaguely gesturing at the problem. But, if you insist:

My main point is: I don't think he should feel entitled to information about his (relatively new) girlfriend.

That entire thing was, politely said, a dick move.

With my comparison to Tokyo Mew Mew, I was trying to prove that Luka did the one thing that no Magical Girl Male Lead should EVER do. It's antithetical to everything the genre stands for.

Marinette wasn't in the wrong for keeping ANY sort of secret from him that didn't relate to their relationship. Point blank. But, he feels so justified in this, that when he becomes an Akuma, he outrights forces everyone to give up Marinette's secret.

One that I would argue IS a huge deal in regards to their relationship. She still likes Adrien. But he says he already knows that.

And, apparently, does not care for it.

Okay then, why did he care for her other secret? What could have possibly been worse in his head to get into such a huge fight over?

And in the end, it doesn't even matter cause he does find out she's Ladybug afterwards!

He broke this girl's heart just bcs he couldn't handle she wasn't being 100% honest in a, what? 2-month-old relationship?

The entire thing is messy and weird, and meanspirited. I'm not a fan.

And that should be obvious. I compared Aoyama and Ichigo in a positive light to them.

I do not ship them. I don't even think they should have been endgame. I know that's an essay/rant for another day - but to somehow be worse than the most VANILLA of Magica Girl ships, the one ship anyone will tell you isn't the one they wanted. The one that everyone in the REMAKE is begging to be changed...

You fucked up.

[tessathegamefreak]

Fix-it Felix AU cast? Meet Nekonillaian! Neko and @genderlessjacky Vanillaian Zizzlecake's fusion!

Their reactions?

Fix-It Felix: He looks up at y'all. "Well, looks like you have made another cool fusion, Neko", he nods.

Wreck-It Ralph: "Ooooh, you are even taller again, and cool third eye!"

Kane Candy: "Oh, wow! Now thith fusion is definitely something elthe"

Scientist Calhoun: "Hmm.. So does the third eye help you see more or is that one of those weird "spiritual" eye type of things?", She inquired.

The Princess and the Servant:

Princess Vanellope: "Well, looks like we are welcoming another of the fusions! This one seems more sweet!"

Not-So Sourbill: he just nods and waves.

The Troublesome Trio:

Adorabeezle: "Ehhh, that eye is freaking me out..."

Gloyd: "Well, I think it looks... Charming"

Snowanna: "So, if you have three eyes, and you close only two of them, does that still count as winking?"

Turbo: he looks up at both of you. "... Cool..", he muttered.